Description
A signed paperback copy of Problematic Protective Poisonous Purple Paint.
You probably shouldn’t buy this book.
I’m serious.
It’s literally a book about watching paint dry, in which you become a person watching paint dry. That’s pretty much it.
Oh, it does have a somewhat amusing puzzle in it, but don’t get your hopes up.
You can also buy it in Kindle and paperback form over on Amazon.
